Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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