maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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