I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
