It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
seriously i just wanna be friends
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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