Don't you send me to vm
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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