there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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