If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
