I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize