of course. lets lasso hookers.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
