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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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