Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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