so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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