Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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