Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
