i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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