Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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