Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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