Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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