ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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