had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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