what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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