It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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