I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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