Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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