he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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