you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
tell me about the fingering
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