Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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