who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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