I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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