Apparently you make a good broom.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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