You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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