How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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