we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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