ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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