trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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