yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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