I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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