remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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