Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
wow bdsm is so cute
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