If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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