We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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