Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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