At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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