ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
