Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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