Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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