its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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