i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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