I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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