theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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