I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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