you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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