So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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