I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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