Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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