I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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