i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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